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Terrorist Wants to Behead Pop Stars

Plenty of pundits have weighed in with opinions about what should become of Britney Spears in the wake of her Video Music Awards meltdown, but none hit the nail on the head (so to speak) quite as effectively as Muhammad Abdel-El, a Palestinian terror group leader who's threatened to behead the pop tart as soon as he has her within easy reach.

Abdel-El, who comes across as even bitchier than Perez Hilton in the throes of caffeine withdrawal, has also set his sights on the previous generation's version of Spears, writing that "if I meet these whores, I will have the honor to be the first one to cut off the heads of Britney Spears and Madonna. We can stone them or kill them as we see fit if they keep tempting men in order to put them far from Islam." While we can sympathize with the thoughts, we have to say that we've seen nothing remotely tempting about Britney for many a moon.
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alexis

I think this is disgusting. Terrorist attacks are real life threats. But come on, do you really think this is realistic? Yeah, a terrorist would much rather track down and behead pop princesses such as Brittany Spears and Madonna then bombing our
schools... kidnapping our children... blowing up important government buildings while killing thousands of people. Next time you post a bulliten about a dangerous issue in our country... make sure its itsnt something as stupid as beheading Brittany Spears.

December 21 2007 at 1:13 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Edward

Mr. Terrorist: About you beheading yourself first and then chop off the ladies. Try it, you will like it.

December 04 2007 at 5:55 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ellen

I hate the thoughts that the world today has so much hate in their hearts,okay there are soo many different religions out there and I don't know why we can't just get over it,as for britt well she is just going through a crisis and needs more support than negativity,and as for the terrorist,he needs a reality check,people have got the muslim thing all wrong I have two friend that are beautiful people and would not hurt anything no even an ant,and guess what there muslim! It is not muslim people it is alkida and the taliban that are the monsters!Get over it and get along,God is God no matter what religion!PEACE!!!

December 04 2007 at 3:37 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Chris

Hey Jinh Maddy-
Women's rights my ass! Women need to get in the kitchen, cook, clean and be good, loving wives to their husbnads. Period!

December 04 2007 at 3:31 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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December 04 2007 at 3:29 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Eunice

2 funny- ur so fucking stupid I feel sorry for U. How dare U wish AIDS on anyone just because they choose to adopt from outside the usa. U are just as sick as this guy. I hope U contract the HIV/AIDS virus from one of ur children. And there is nothing worng with learning another language. Dont be mad just because u and ur stupid ass children dont have the brains to learn another language. And U wounder why other countires hate us, its because they think we are soo closed mined and think only about ourselves. GROW THE FUCK UP U!

December 04 2007 at 2:46 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Sarah

David Sprague, what is your IQ? I'm guessing sub 60.

December 04 2007 at 2:43 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
m2dcha

this guy been sipping the wrong drinking water; or is that drinking the wrong sipping water

December 04 2007 at 2:08 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Sam Edu

Please do not begin a holy war in the US. Israel is far from the US. Let the Word of God take its course. If you have any animosity with Britney, go settle it than hook it to religion. The world is doing away with religious crisis...how comes you are taking civil matters rubbing it on religion? America, please beware of those that would overide the law in the name of religion. Such threats should be taken seriously...man is no ordinary animal for such statement to be seen as light without substance.

December 04 2007 at 1:41 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
candi

we are in the usa those people should go to jail for that threat,that is sooo f-en wrong,if they wanna be technical they should'nt even be able to make a comment like that,none of those people should even be in this country,and they should have to live by our rules..no head turbans or what ever they are,if they cant talk our language they shouldnt be here,and no other language should be talked here..but nooo we citizens of the usa have to learn spanish thats soo f-ed up. i dont wanna learn it and either do my kids but they are forced to in school. but we dont matter its all politics and it sucks. but i love britney and her new cd is awesome as far as madonna goes who cares she brought one of those disease ridden kids over here when there are millions of kids in our country who need help, same thing for angelina pitt,she is a loser too and i hope in the long run she gets aids from those diseased kids she brought over here. those people have beheaded our soldiers and got no punishment, but our soldiers pay big time its not fair to our people especially when our guys didnt do anything that bad to the prisoners they took.it should be " what happens at war should stay at war "

December 04 2007 at 1:22 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply